Oh I am

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Indentity Crisis (es)

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It’s the title of the blog y’see, Heroically -Bad- Writer…S…..let me explain.

I was re-blogging the other day and a sudden insight occurred. ‘Wait. The way you’re going about this. Could it not be construed that you are including this writer in an all-embracing sub-genre of Bad-Writers? There are 50+ followers now. Reflect upon this issue’.

So after my wife convinced me to get down from the rockery and put my trousers back on (It’s the cup of tea with three spoonfuls of sugar. Works every time) and settled me down, I realised this matter for once would have to be addressed in a mature and responsible manner.

That brought on a headache. Reality is fine in small measures; I suppose, but addressing the said circumstance as in The Big Picture is a great effort.

For a start stop including other writers in the title. That ‘S’ has to go

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Away with the distractions!!!

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Note: Although this might seem a slightly disturbing conversation the writer has been categorised as as sane as any writer would care to be and is allowed to drive, use kitchen implements without supervision and cut branches off of trees, in mild weather.

Distractions…..me??????

Yes, you, or should I say Captain Prevaricating Wanderer. From now on it’s going to be tighter, see. You’re going to have listen up, see. You gonna do it my way, see.

Why have you slipped into Edward G Robinson mode?….Oww those mental thwacks to the frontal lobe can really sting y’know!

Would you rather me do a Drill Sergeant out of Full Metal Jacket?

Heavens t’Betsy no! There are ladies on this site, and I may have my failings but I will uphold to good old fashioned British standards of decency don’t-cha know. I will therefore listen. See how I metaphorical sat upon the floor…

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Would be Writers. Learn by others follies and mishaps

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So this blogging thing? Are there rules and conventions? Or do you make it up as you go along? At this stage should I be including pictures of puppies, kitten or bear cubs doing cute things, or is that best of specific sites; there again I don’t think I know how to upload such pictures, well not with any degree of confidence. But does that matter, because as there are specific sites dedicated to such events, therefore mayhap I should writing about things that I know best.

Which is…..

How not to be a successful writer. In point of fact how not to be a writer with any sort of profile what so ever. I mean be fayre to you the reader, until now had you even had any idea there were a trilogy of books within the series of The Nearly Not QuitePaladins. ? Of course you haven’t. Why…

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Of Patchwork Warriors Part 5

Source: Of Patchwork Warriors Part 5

Mourn. Weep. By All Means Rage. But Do Not Hate.

Source: Mourn. Weep. By All Means Rage. But Do Not Hate.