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      1. I confess I kind of stole it….
        It has it’s origins in an old British joke…..
        Man turns up at hospital, limping badly.
        Doctor asks him to sit down.
        “I can’t. I have this rolling pin up my…well…err…bottom”
        Doctor gives him ‘the look’. Man horrified says.
        “Oh no Doctor. It’s nothing like that! I just made a silly mistake. I came home from work. My wife was crying. I said ‘What are you crying for darling?’ she said ‘The dog’s eaten your dinner’ and I said ‘Never mind. I’ll buy you a new dog’!”

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