This man doesn’t have a small penis. He is very well hung and can work it so damn good and for so damn long. He rocks the bedroom that would make other 44-year-old men cringe.
My husband is heaven sent all around perfection. From day one back in Oklahoma to now he has been the only one that has been able to love me and make love to me. I can have my legs crammed (which I never have had the pleasure of experiencing before), he can make love to me in positions I never knew existed, I just can’t believe how much fun the bedroom can be. I always tell him I think the Army sent him to kama sutra school because he is that damn good.
So when I told my BFF about his package and how good he is I used the word small to describe him. His penis is perfection and I’m sorry I told my BFF small I really should have said “perfect”. There is no bigger sin than to insult a man’s sex. Hard lesson learned here ladies think long and hard before you talk about his package because the wrong words will cause you irreparable harm. Trust me I’m talking from experience.
Momentary Lapse Of Sanity 
I have made that mistake myself when talking about my man’s package. I describe it how it looks to me and others look at me funny, but for almost 9 years he has been perfect.
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Aw www well mine holds it dearly against me it’ll be in my obituary along with the email he read that hurt him.
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ugh, I didn’t put in an email, but lets just say it comes up in conversations still
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The email is a whole different story. An email to my lawyer that made it’s way to my husband’s eyes and that will be written in my obituary to. I just couldn’t find a copy to post on here today. When you let someone hold stuff over your head for so long sometimes you just have to say the heck with it and put it out there and boom, done. You’re free. What ever will be will be. You know.
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I have caused enough damage in my love life that a comment about the size and shape of his cock really no longer matter. Only because, if I want any sex again from him, I have to earn his trust back.
I screwed up that bad. I did the one thing I said I wouldn’t do and then shoved it in his face the next weekend.
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Yup my face is always rubbed in it on a daily basis anymore.
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Standing here and knowing your pain in Seattle
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Feeling your pain in Eloy, AZ. Maybe we should make a pain chain.
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Ahh but what would we call it?
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https://momentarylapseofsanity.com/2016/05/09/feel-free-to-add-your-name-and-city-to/
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LOL, saw that last night….
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Standing here and knowing your pain in Seattle
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As a man, I must way I’m a bit jealous of your husband. Being well hung is seen as very good for us men. I’m not hung but I do my best.
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