When he said he had a proposal, I just assumed that it would be indecent. A naked dinner party… A sacrificial virgin… A revolution… Nothing as pedestrian as marriage. I said yes, mind you, but only because the poor ancient dear still had so much to learn.

via According To The Count’s New Bride — mischief ardmore

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