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I’ll be your friend, if you loan me $50,000 ’til next Friday… I’m a heavy drinker. (SHABOOM!) My girl-friend cries all day every day. She says it’s her way of releaving stress. Can’t see why. Nobody likes her but me. But then, I like everybody!
I hope this is just a one day thing or you’re going to throw your chemistry set all out of whack and give yourself a fart attack! I had one today, and they evacuated the city! Some of the women and children didn’t make it :O(
Please don’t be sad too long, or they’ll call it depression and lable you as a screwball. I should know, being an expert screwball myself. Know I will love you anyway. Know I won’t let you be sad because life’s too short. Know that you have great value, kindness, and were so sweet to me. And know I do NOT forget. Know you’ve made a friend, and that’s a perfect reason to celibrate! Maybe a hot bath with some Epsom Salts may freshen you up for this evening… Go out in the sun and walk as much as you can, eat properly, take supliments, get rid of people who sponge off you, and get rid of your bad habits. Make it a challenge to yourself to feel better, and I can promise you that you’ll feel much better! I’m here for you… Well actually, I’m over there for you, anytime you need to smile :O)
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Wow what a great person and caring soul. Thanks so much for your awesome perspective on life. Just simply amazing and well worded! Thanks so much. Have a great evening. Liz
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