Two cigarettes in an ashtray
My love and I, in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there’s three cigarettes in the ashtray
Kid: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: Well, then she’s hardly a credible expert, is she?
How does smoking enhance our lives? Looking at the pack half full as opposed to half empty?
Sex! Sex! And, sex, once again, ranks number 1 in our search to better society’s view on smokers. Anyone anywhere will tell you…if they are completely honest:
There is nothing better after sex or as a prelude to…than smoking a cigarette. Somehow the once disenchanted bedroom of a down trodden marriage will come to life via the smoke through a non visible screen from…
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