Welcome to Mothers Day part 2

For those of you that are following my blogs daily, ha ha, yesterday’s excuse will hopefully be published tomorrow.

This is the second part of a something that had an explanation blog first. Please yourselves. I sometimes find knowing the first part helps you understand the second, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
With no further introduction:

Now for presents. We have learned our lesson; with 4 kids, 2 dogs & 4 cats (they’ll come back for gift wrap) jumping on, off, up & down on the bed it becomes hard to hold onto the breakables while the dog walks on your face to reach to smell if the next present has food in it. I get up and move to a chair.

“I want to give Mum my card first because she will like it best.”

“No, mine is best, I should be first!”

“It’s not fair you always…