My dating life has been so ever cited: c.i.a. level interesting.

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My goal is to learn how to do my own laundry; and create good smells that way and or as a result.

*** Conversaytions on Bed

I thought it was normal at first. The first time we did it, I was at her house; and she was like so you want to do it; and I was like how’d she know, you know.{laughing, laughing, laughing} She took of her close, and I got on top. It smelled really bad.

Wait, I have to interrupt; how do you know, that that’s just not what you think; that women, girls, or whoever boys smell bad down there; or even men; how do you know you’re not wrong.

Well, seeing as how you’re a virgin, you wouldn’t know.

I’m not actually a virgin; I lost my virginity on my sweet sixteenth birthday to a man that…