DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

Coworker was playing WAP while I was on break. I began to sing along.

He glanced at me sceptically “Becky, do you even know what WAP means?”

I scoffed “I knew what WAP was when you were in diapers! It’s wet ass pussy”

He stared at me scandalized “it’s so explicit”

Um ok. Should have listened to the stuff I listened to back
“But it tastes so good” he remarked.

I looked up from sandwich and grimaced. “Gross I don’t want to hear about what you and your ex girlfriend did!”

I shuddered at the mental picture.

“No Becky!” He protested.

“Well she is the only you’ve been with so..” I went back to eating.

I had that song stuck in my head all day.

“Seven days a week certified freak” I sang as I walked up the stairs “wet ass pussy make that pull out game weak”

“Oh my…