1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years. 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime. 4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. 5. A personโs height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother. 6. If a part of your body “falls asleep”, You can almost always “wake it up” by shaking your head. 7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing – food, attractive people and danger. 8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side. 9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor. 10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years. 11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all. 12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. 13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who donโt. 14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking. 15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia. 16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!! 17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!! 18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!! 19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!! 20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant. 21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God’s guidance for your purpose, today. 23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds. 25. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 26. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card. 28. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything. 30. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 31. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 32. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present. 33. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’ 36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a ‘Giver’ not a ‘Taker’ 37. What other people think of you is none of your business. 38. Time heals everything. 39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 40. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch. 41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. 42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DONโT FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING. 43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed. Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!
It’s 2020, I am in my late 50โs and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I havenโt found out who let the dogs out…whereโs the beef…how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesnโt just use Google Maps…Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop……why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic thatโs tough as nails…what does the fox say… why โabbreviatedโ is such a long word; or why is there a D in โfridgeโ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… and, why do you have to โput your two cents inโ but itโs only a โpenny for your thoughtsโ whereโs that extra penny going to… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what exactly is Victoriaโs secret? and where is Waldo?… Can you hear me now?…
I got this from a friend, who stole it from a friend who got it from her brotherโs girlfriendโs, uncleโs cousin who lived next door to an old class mateโs mailman…Now it is your turn to take it from me… Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day.
Ingredients: 1 1/2 lbs boneless skinless chicken breasts* 1 Tbsp olive oil 1 cup chopped green onions (including whites, mince the whites) 2 jalapeรฑos , seeded and minced (leave seeds if you want soup spicy, omit if you don’t like heat) 2 cloves garlic , minced 4 (14.5 oz) cans low-sodium chicken broth 2 Roma tomatoes , seeded and diced 1/2 tsp ground cumin Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1/3 cup chopped cilantro 3 Tbsp fresh lime juice 3 medium avocados , peeled, cored and diced
Directions: 1) In a large pot heat 1 Tbsp olive oil over medium heat. Once hot, add green onions and jalapenos and saute until tender, about 2 minutes, adding garlic during last 30 seconds. 2) Add chicken broth, tomatoes, cumin, season with salt and pepper to taste and add chicken breasts. Bring mixture to a boil over medium-high heat. 3) Then reduce heat to medium, cover with lid and allow to cook, stirring occasionally, until chicken has cooked through 10 – 15 minutes (cook time will vary based on thickness of chicken breasts). 4) Reduce burner to warm heat, remove chicken from pan and let rest on a cutting board 5 minutes, then shred chicken and return to soup. Stir in cilantro and lime juice. 5) Add avocados to soup just before serving (if you don’t plan on serving the soup right away, I would recommend adding the avocados to each bowl individually, about 1/2 an avocado per serving). Serve with cheese and sour cream if desired.
*For thicker chicken breasts, cut breasts in half through the length (thickness) of the breasts, they will cook faster and more evenly.
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